league of legends

Two and a Half Men

A bunch of people (and one half-person) who stand around and fart on network television.

There are some shows that strive to be great, create a lasting influence on future generations, and perhaps take home a few golden statuettes in the process. Then, there are the shows that settle for mere enjoyability or mediocrity, escapist entertainment that is easy to watch but not particularly groundbreaking. Two and a Half Men is the third type of TV show. It's the rare type of show about farts, transsexuals, farting transsexuals, and having sex with farting transsexuals.
But the story of Two and a Half Men isn't all farts and sunshine. Though a commercial behemoth since its very first season, the show has recently become plagued with casting quibbles that threaten its very existence.

The plan went off without a hitch, and nobody was ever the wiser (not pictured: Ashton Kutcher's cavernous mangina).

Lady Gaga

WARNING: May Contain Nuts

      Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Katy Perry, or Madonna?

“My momma told me when I was young, 'Ra ra ra ra ra, roma, roma-ma, ga-ga, ooh-la-la; wantchyour bad ro-o-mance.'”

~ Lady Gaga on Something that her mom told her

“Why would anyone waste all of that perfectly good bacon?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lady Gaga's Meat Dress

“Hey! She copied my song!”

~ Camilo Sesto on the pointless eh, eh eh, in his song 'Fresa salvaje,' which Lady Gaga copied into 'Eh, eh, nothing else I can say'

Lady Gaga's beautiful visage.

Ms. Lady Gaga, also known as Lady Goo Goo, Lady Gag-Worthy and Baby Dribble (real name Stefani Joanne Mussolino Angelina Vito Corleone La Himo XV), is an androgynous oddball Illuminati tool, aged somewhere between 8 and 45, and has build a solid reputation as a current trend pop-singer who will be as forgotten about in ten years. Her gender is probably male, contrary contrary to popular belief, although scientists are working to confirm this. Gaga is known for her outrageous style, which often involves strange costumes and flammable substances. Her two sisters are Lady Sovereign and Lady Hawke who make equally catchy music to Lady Gaga. As of right now, her global fame shows no signs of diminishing, despite the attempts of numerous assasins and the fact that she has only three hit songs, meaning she has the highest hits to fame ratio since Vanilla Ice.

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie. Photo found on Brad Pitt's iPhone.

Skinny thin, soya latte actress Angelina Jolie (born Angelina Jolie Voight; June 4, 1975) is now best known for her choice in men, babies and film roles. She is classified as a leading Hollywood actress, despite generally mediocre audience popularity. Oscar nominated, Jolie was once willing to bare all for the cameras but now prefers to just hang out the occassional leg at major red carpet events.
Once a rather a plump teenager and looking a lot like a chubby Liv Tyler, Jolie rose to notice when she appeared as a skin exposing model in Gia . Her next film anyone recalls was the action seeking, pneumatic archaeologist Lara Croft in Lara Croft:Tomb Raider. Jolie was accused of dumbing down Lara in the film and talking about the lost Sumerian civilisation that had made this video game to popular. There then followed a number of middling to crap films before Jolie landed on her talons for Mr & Mrs Smith. The film's success and her decision to dump one husband for someone else's made her a tabloid heroine.
It was around this time that Jolie ceased to connect with the real world and has since been lost in a haze of iron fisted publicity. She was last seen to smile without assistance in 2005.

Pixels can lie. Ray Winstone is lot better looking than this body double!

Her Leg

At the 2012 Oscars Angelina Jolie exposed her leg on the red carpet. Admirers say this was Jolie acting in solidarity with the recent Arab Spring but, then again, it could be just about showing off her pins. Desperate advertisers are said to be beating the shit out of each other queueing up to sign Jolie's leg for an advertising campaign to promote hand-signed nylons.

Megan Fox

Megan Fox (born May 16, 1986) is a hot, human, female, girl from the planet Earth. Her favorite food is iced cream, and her favorite iced cream flavor is pistachio. This is because iced cream is the only substance that can effectively lower her bodily temperature enough to prevent her clothes from spontaneously combusting. Right now, Megan Fox is an actress/mechanic, but this is only temporary until she can save up enough money to pursue her real passion, aeronautical engineering. When Megan grows up, she wants to build spaceships and be a cosmonaut so that she can explore the depths of space and locate friendly, alien races that are able to survive the extreme amounts of heat radiation that she constantly emits.

You don't mind if I open your car's hood and bend over as far as possible, do you? Oh 'scuse me, I seem to be sweating a bit.

 

 Megan Fox was born in Sexytown, USA, the daughter of a smokin' hot lady and a wild fox -- who was pretty hot too. She was born as Megan Foxxx, with three X's in her last name, but had it changed to lessen the stripper-like impression it had (she doesn't need to get naked for people to ogle her). As a youth, before she learned to manage her extreme hotness, her clothes would often burst into flames. Megan Fox was removed from public school and home-schooled because she would set all her fellow students on fire if she was seated too close to them. Her family had to install a thermonuclear containment chamber in the house for the summer months. Once, while practicing for a film, the whole stage of a local theater caught on fire.
 Megan Fox's dad was not only a red fox, but also a mechanic. One day, his welding torch broke, so he had Megan Fox weld together car parts with her concentrated sexiness. After this, Megan Fox decided to become a junior mechanic and work under the instruction of her father. Soon, she became famous for being such an expert welder. This is what attracted a group of spacefaring robots known as the Transformers. When they met her, they offered her a job to act in their film movie. The only catch was that she had to look totally hot, which she did, so they hired her. During filming, Shia LaBeouf melted due to heatstroke and touching Megan Fox.

Is she hot enough for you? Hell, she's hot enough for anybody!

Because Megan Fox is so hot (hence the nickname Firefox) she can't have human friends. The Transformers tried to be her friends, but they couldn't dance well, so she didn't have much hope for marrying any of them. This is why Megan Fox continues to act as a hot female in every movie that she is in. She also still fixes cars. Sometimes, she even fixes cars in the movies that she acts in. She hopes to eventually have enough money to build a spaceship and travel into space in search of friendly aliens. These aliens will be able to live at temperatures of 5777 Kelvin (5504°C; 9939.2°F). Then she can make a lot of hot friends, and get married to a sexy guy, and have a bunch of great-looking kids that are as hot as her. To fully understand all this please go to her fansite.

Adolf Hitler (Redirected from Hitler)

“There is still reasonable evidence linking Hitler to Iraq and WMDs.”

~ Dick Cheney on Hitler

Hitler, keeping his pimp hand strong. "You must be this tall to ride in my wohnwagen".

Adolf "Chuckles" Hitler (April 20, 1889—April 30, 1945) had very sexy legs. I wouldn't mind a piece of that. Mmm, mmm, good.^{[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]} Hitler was the Chancellor of Germany (and Fücker) from 1933 — 1945. During his time in office, he socially and economically reformed Germany after the injustice of the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, established the Third Reich (Deutsches Reich), architected the Holocaust, and had three root canals as a result of his infatuous indulgence in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Despite these accomplishments, he was most famous for having led Germany as an Axis power through World War II,^[1] or as he referred to it, The European World Tour 1939-1945, when he liberated Poland from Jewish influence, liberated France from incompetent rulers, and liberated Austria from itself. Notably, he also tried to liberate Russia from Communism and Britain from its collapsing Third World imperialism, but was unable to do so.
He was also known for his amateur but passionate art and acting talents as displayed throughout his memorable thespian service to the German war effort in World War I and for the penning and publication of his entertaining autobiography.
His efforts to promote global tolerance would earn him title as Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" in 1938, nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939^[2], and one of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" for 1943. Additionally, he was leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and vice president of the Anti-Defamation League for several years, but was removed from this office after it was discovered that he didn't pay his membership fees.