Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie. Photo found on Brad Pitt's iPhone.

Skinny thin, soya latte actress Angelina Jolie (born Angelina Jolie Voight; June 4, 1975) is now best known for her choice in men, babies and film roles. She is classified as a leading Hollywood actress, despite generally mediocre audience popularity. Oscar nominated, Jolie was once willing to bare all for the cameras but now prefers to just hang out the occassional leg at major red carpet events.
Once a rather a plump teenager and looking a lot like a chubby Liv Tyler, Jolie rose to notice when she appeared as a skin exposing model in Gia . Her next film anyone recalls was the action seeking, pneumatic archaeologist Lara Croft in Lara Croft:Tomb Raider. Jolie was accused of dumbing down Lara in the film and talking about the lost Sumerian civilisation that had made this video game to popular. There then followed a number of middling to crap films before Jolie landed on her talons for Mr & Mrs Smith. The film's success and her decision to dump one husband for someone else's made her a tabloid heroine.
It was around this time that Jolie ceased to connect with the real world and has since been lost in a haze of iron fisted publicity. She was last seen to smile without assistance in 2005.

Pixels can lie. Ray Winstone is lot better looking than this body double!

Her Leg

At the 2012 Oscars Angelina Jolie exposed her leg on the red carpet. Admirers say this was Jolie acting in solidarity with the recent Arab Spring but, then again, it could be just about showing off her pins. Desperate advertisers are said to be beating the shit out of each other queueing up to sign Jolie's leg for an advertising campaign to promote hand-signed nylons.