Lady Gaga

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“My momma told me when I was young, 'Ra ra ra ra ra, roma, roma-ma, ga-ga, ooh-la-la; wantchyour bad ro-o-mance.'”

~ Lady Gaga on Something that her mom told her

“Why would anyone waste all of that perfectly good bacon?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lady Gaga's Meat Dress

“Hey! She copied my song!”

~ Camilo Sesto on the pointless eh, eh eh, in his song 'Fresa salvaje,' which Lady Gaga copied into 'Eh, eh, nothing else I can say'

Lady Gaga's beautiful visage.

Ms. Lady Gaga, also known as Lady Goo Goo, Lady Gag-Worthy and Baby Dribble (real name Stefani Joanne Mussolino Angelina Vito Corleone La Himo XV), is an androgynous oddball Illuminati tool, aged somewhere between 8 and 45, and has build a solid reputation as a current trend pop-singer who will be as forgotten about in ten years. Her gender is probably male, contrary contrary to popular belief, although scientists are working to confirm this. Gaga is known for her outrageous style, which often involves strange costumes and flammable substances. Her two sisters are Lady Sovereign and Lady Hawke who make equally catchy music to Lady Gaga. As of right now, her global fame shows no signs of diminishing, despite the attempts of numerous assasins and the fact that she has only three hit songs, meaning she has the highest hits to fame ratio since Vanilla Ice.